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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet parrot 🦜 Trotsky eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗

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