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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Pebbles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺

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