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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Rt Hon Wibble eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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