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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Dr Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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