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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Miss Wibble eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡

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