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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Ms Wibble eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺

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