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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mrs Wibble eaten by …

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a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃

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