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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Mr Wibble eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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