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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Jenkins eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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