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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Bilbo eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖

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