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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Gizmo eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖

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