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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet hamster 🐹 Daisy eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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