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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Luke Skywalker eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡

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