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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Princess eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊

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