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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dixie eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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