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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Maya eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦

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