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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Stella eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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