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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rocky eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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