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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rufus eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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