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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dexter eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗

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