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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Widget eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁

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