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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Snort eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃

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