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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖

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