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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Tinkerbell eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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