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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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