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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a cow 🐮

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