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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡

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