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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘

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