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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Buddy eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖

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