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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Teddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘

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