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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗

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