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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rosie eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍

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