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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Stink eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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