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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Stink eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a hyena 🐺

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