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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Stink eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦

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