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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Poppy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗

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