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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Daenerys eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺

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