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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Voldemort eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍

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