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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Professor Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse
a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a pufferfish 🐡
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