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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯

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