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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛

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