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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

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a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bear 🐻 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a bull 🐮 a cheetah 😺

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