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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Ms Snuffles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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