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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Mr Snuffles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯

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