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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet gerbil 🐹 Rex eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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