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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖

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