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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Izzy eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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