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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Dixie eaten by …

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a warthog 🐗 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮

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