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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Geoffrey eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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