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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Gus eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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