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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Champ eaten by …

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a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺

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