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Pet death

My step-auntie Fannie had their beloved pet puppy 🐶 Zeus eaten by …

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a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a bear 🐻

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